Hi there you little reptiles , this is the KIDDY-PAGE so we talk down to you like you daft and don’t know diddley-squat!!!

Later I am going to get my own little feral boogers to say what they want to you, meanwhile like a boring old dad I am trying to warn you about over-using your mobile phone. Don’t do it.

DON’T GET CHATTY, MAKE IT SNAPPY, OR BE ZAPPED.

It is becoming more and more clear to scientists who properly look, that if you use a mobile phone next to your brain a lot you may end up zapped, and with a wonky one, even less good than the little you probably have already.
Even if you think you are clever with brains to spare you don’t want horrible things happening inside your head.If you don’t care then you are even more stupid than me, so there.